How are you even still attending this school, none the less, existing?
- you got kicked out of your major/the department
- your craftsmanship is awful, as well as attendance
- you’ve missed basically all important midterms/finals/critiques
- your dorm room looks like WWIII with food stuck to things
- your student mailbox is full of N.U.P.s
- You are only taking 5 classes this semester, most of which are 1.5 credit classes and most of which you are failing.
HOW IN THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL IN COLLEGE?!
